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Friday 18 November 2011

Funny SMS




Ek bacha train se khel raha tha or keh raha tha
"Jis kuttay ko charhna hai charh jae, aur jis kaminay ko utarna hai uthar jae"

Ye dekh kar os ke uncle ne train le kar rakh di or kaha gaali nahi dete, ghalat baat hai,
Kuch dair bad dekha k bacha khamosh betha hy to usne gallian na dene par train bachay ko wapis kardi,
Bacha pher se khelne laga or kehne laga "Jis ko charhna hy charh jae or jis ko utharna hai uthar jae train pehle hi ek kanjr ki waja se 20 mint late ho gai hai..." :)




Ek aadmi WAPDA ke office ke bahir khara ho ke galian de raha tha
Kisi ne pucha khya hua?
Aadmi: Hum mandi bakra lene gaya tha wahan light challi gai aur hum khota le aaya...:(




Pyar Kya hai?


P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi


Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension


A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho


R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso


To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,


Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)

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