1 Punjabi ki taang neeli ho gaye,
Hakeem: Zehr phel gaya hai taang katni pargi,
kuch din bad dusri taang be neeli ho gaye to hakeem ne wo be kat dali or plastic ki taangein laga de,
kuch din bad plastic ki taange be neeli ho gaye
Hakeem: Oh yaar teri beemari samaj aa gaye hain, teri dhoti ka rang utarta hai :)
Ek aadmi ne newspaper main eshtihar dia k hamary pas aisi product hain jisko pehn kar ap puri dunya ko dekh saktay hain magar apko koi nahein dekh sakta, kimat sirf 10,000 rupai + free home delivery.
Ek larki ne paise bhejwa dye, 2 din bad TCS wala ek packet de gaya, larki ne khushi khushi khola to us me
Burka tha wo be topi wala..... Geo Pakistanio......
Girl: mein os aadmi se shadi karongi jo mujay bura bhala b kahe magar mein samajh na sakoon k os ne kya kaha,
Boy: Ja pher chaudry shujhat hussain nal kar lay :)
Interviewer: Imagine that you are in a room with all doors & windows shut & the room caught fire what would you do?
Sardar: Very simple, I will stop imagining….
Ek dischasp sawal:
Agar saari dunya ek din ke liye sojaye (aap ke elawa) to aap dunya se konsi cheez churaoge….?
Jawab Zaroor dena….please….
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